Post by escapedexperiment42 on Aug 7, 2014 17:51:33 GMT
Hello, beautiful people!
I am escapedexperiment42, but you can call meGlorious Gorgeous Ruler of the Universe Emily.
When I'm not hiding in my cave, I'm an artist. I work primarily with the digital medium, but I also enjoy working with charcoal or watercolor. I've been drawing since I was young. I even have a sketchbook that I drew in when I was ten. No, you will not be seeing it. Ever.
When I'm not drawing or reading, I write. Like my art work, I've been writing since I was young. I even have stories I wrote when I was also ten. No, you will not be seeing that either. I have written sci-fi novels that will probably never be seen by any other human's eyes, and that's okay.
And here details about me that you need to know.
Seriously, these are super important. Memorize them. Chant them under your breath and get weird looks as you shamble around in public.
Anyway.
1. I love Coke a Cola. I have been known to drink a two liter bottle in a day. I have a great thirst, okay?
2. When I was two, I fell and bit through my tongue. I was able to poke my finger through it and gross people out.
3. I once won a grill in a lottery.
4. I've been having a long standing affair with two men. Their names are Ben and Jerry (Half Baked).
5. Lord of the Rings/ Tolkien was my very first fandom, and it will forever remain precious to me (heh).
6. On that note, I actually did not like the second Hobbit movie. Do not engage and ask me why unless you want a wall-o-text full of my feels.
7. SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER.
8. "Watership Down" is my all time favorite stand alone book.
9. I have a few deer skulls and a bison skull someone gave me. I'm going to engrave them. Eventually. I'll post pictures when I do.
10. If I could have one super power, it would be telekinesis. Moving objects with my mind? Sneakily trip obnoxious people? Move my own body and levitate? Ah yisssssss.
I'll be posting some work soon. Keep an eye out!
No, don't actually take your eye out of your socket, put the spoon away. Just don't.
I am escapedexperiment42, but you can call me
When I'm not hiding in my cave, I'm an artist. I work primarily with the digital medium, but I also enjoy working with charcoal or watercolor. I've been drawing since I was young. I even have a sketchbook that I drew in when I was ten. No, you will not be seeing it. Ever.
When I'm not drawing or reading, I write. Like my art work, I've been writing since I was young. I even have stories I wrote when I was also ten. No, you will not be seeing that either. I have written sci-fi novels that will probably never be seen by any other human's eyes, and that's okay.
And here details about me that you need to know.
Seriously, these are super important. Memorize them. Chant them under your breath and get weird looks as you shamble around in public.
Anyway.
1. I love Coke a Cola. I have been known to drink a two liter bottle in a day. I have a great thirst, okay?
2. When I was two, I fell and bit through my tongue. I was able to poke my finger through it and gross people out.
3. I once won a grill in a lottery.
4. I've been having a long standing affair with two men. Their names are Ben and Jerry (Half Baked).
5. Lord of the Rings/ Tolkien was my very first fandom, and it will forever remain precious to me (heh).
6. On that note, I actually did not like the second Hobbit movie. Do not engage and ask me why unless you want a wall-o-text full of my feels.
7. SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER.
8. "Watership Down" is my all time favorite stand alone book.
9. I have a few deer skulls and a bison skull someone gave me. I'm going to engrave them. Eventually. I'll post pictures when I do.
10. If I could have one super power, it would be telekinesis. Moving objects with my mind? Sneakily trip obnoxious people? Move my own body and levitate? Ah yisssssss.
I'll be posting some work soon. Keep an eye out!
No, don't actually take your eye out of your socket, put the spoon away. Just don't.
